Friday 18 August 2017

What the hell was that?


What was the hell was that? 

It was the moment European scientists had long waited for. It was also the moment that full power was applied to the Hadron Collider. There was a short pause followed by an eerie silence. It was said but not confirmed that it was followed by a sort of soft ‘’pinging’’ sort of sound.

It set off an automatic recording device and in the distance an alarm bell sounded ……somewhere. The querulous words which were recorded were short and to the point “what the fuck was that” those words coincide precisely with the vaporization of both France and Andorra and a bit of Switzerland. The good news reaching Canberra is that there were no confirmed Australian causalities. The end.

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