Restitution for Olde Albion

 

The news is the NSW Police in Australia has apologized to the aboriginal first peoples for their invasion and confiscation of their land. The Celts, Vikings, Normans, Picts and Frisians people and even the Jutes have also apologized to the Anglo Saxon first peoples and offered two Pound, sixteen shillings and five pence for restitution for a special fund for damages and stress caused to the said first peoples for their foray into Albion.

Rome has also apologized for their senseless invasion into Olde Albion and have offered restitution of 22 Dollars for damages to beach furniture and to sea groins and stuff caused, during the invasion.